Spoken by Supreme Master Chine Hai, Florida, U.S.A., October 6, 1999 (Originally in English)

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A lawyer was walking down the street when he saw a car accident. He immediately ran over to the accident scene and handed out his business card, saying, "I'll take either side. I saw everything. Whichever side, or both sides I'll take it."

 

The Dilemma of the Ideal Partner

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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U.S.A., October 6, 1999
(Originally in English)

A young man who was very depressed asked his best friend for advice. He said, "I want to have a wife so much. You know, I am already very old, and I need a wife. I want to have a wife so much, but I have not had one up till now. What can I do? Every woman I bring home, my mother does not like." So his friend said, "Oh! That's easy. You just have to look for a woman who looks like your mother." So the friend said, "Yes, I did, but then my father did not like her!"

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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Hsihu, Formosa, December 17, 1995
(Originally in Chinese) Videotape No. 516

A cashier sat near the entrance of a bank. Every day people came in to ask him the time. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he bought a big clock and put it in front of him. After that day, people kept coming in and asking him, "Is that clock accurate?"

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