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There was an art exposition, and the artist who painted the pictures for the exposition asked the gallery owner whether anyone had been interested in his paintings. So the owner said, “I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that there was a gentleman interested in your paintings and he asked me whether your artwork would increase in value after your death, just like that of many other artists. So I said, yes, of course, it would. According to your potential, your paintings will, of course, increase in value after your death. So he bought fifteen of them altogether. That’s the good news.” Then the artist asked, “What about the bad news?” And the gallery owner replied, “The guy who bought the paintings is your doctor.”

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There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope he wrote, “To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon.” When his friend looked at the envelope, he said, “My God, why did you address the envelope like that! How will anyone be able to find your brother?” So the first guy said, “You idiot, I only have one brother who’s an engineer!”

 

 

A mother gave her kid two dollars and said, “One is for you to do with as you want, and one is to put in the box in church for God.”

So the kid went around and was playing with the dollars, and then one of them went into the river. She couldn’t find it so she said, “Sorry, God! Your dollar’s gone!”