Master Tells Jokes

A Natural Selection Process in Class
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003,
Florida, USA (Originally in English) DVD #755

There was a pre-medical student who was taking a difficult class in physics. One day, the professor went on and on, discussing a particularly complicated concept. The student was frustrated and didn’t understand so he yelled, “Why do we have to learn all this stuff?” The professor said, “To save lives!” But a few minutes later, the same student flared again: “How can this stupid stuff possibly save lives?” And the professor said, “Because it keeps idiots like you out of medical school!”

 

 

What Does She See in Him?
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 3, 2003, Florida, USA
(Originally in English) DVD #755

A husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. The wife said, “Yes, of course I would! Not so much to find out about the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you!”