Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, USA, October 4, 1999 (Originally in English)

Real Audio with English, French, Spanish, Aulacese, Thai subtitle

Once a music teacher took her class to their first grand opera. The lights began to dim, the conductor began waving his baton, and the soprano started singing. After a while, one of the students asked the teacher, "Why does the conductor keep waving his stick at the woman? What has she done? So the teacher said, "Oh, don't worry. It's just the way it is. He won't hit her! Don't worry. And so the student asked, "Then why is she screaming like that?"

What's All the Screaming About?